The Best toast of the night
- Patrick raised his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!"
- And he took home the top prize of the best toast of the night.
- In bed later that night, he told his wife, "Sherry, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
- She said, "What was your toast?"
- So he told her, "Here is to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife."
- "Oh," she said, "that's very nice, dear."
- The next day, Sherry ran into on of Patrick's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said, "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Sherry?"
- She replied: "Yes - and I was a bit surprised. 'Til now, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Liked This image of Phantom the horse by @melissafarlow was a direct inspiration for Stephanie Martin’s new film “Wild Horses” which was released this week through the Director’s Guild of America’s 2013 Directing Workshop for Women Showcase.
Phantom roamed free in the Nevada wilderness for 17 years. Development in this rural area, however, brought more traffic, and cars on a busy road hit two of his mares. He was captured, much to the dismay of locals who had watched him over the years lead his band (or family) out of the mountains and through the valley to water.
Because of his age, Phantom was headed for slaughter, but public outcry launched a frantic search for a home and he was rescued and moved to a private sanctuary. Phantom has not been seen since the time this picture was made. It is assumed the wily stallion keeps out of sight somewhere on the 5,000-acre Wild Horse Sanctuary near Mt. Lassen in California where he was released. @natgeo @wildhorsephotos @thephotosociety #horse #phantom #wildhorsemovie by natgeo http://j.mp/10GJCB0
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