Guturgu

The Best toast of the night

• Patrick raised his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!"
• And he took home the top prize of the best toast of the night.
• In bed later that night, he told his wife, "Sherry, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
• She said, "What was your toast?"
• So he told her, "Here is to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife."
• "Oh," she said, "that's very nice, dear."
• The next day, Sherry ran into on of Patrick's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said, "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Sherry?"
• She replied: "Yes - and I was a bit surprised. 'Til now, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."